Nines below zero

I'm not the kind to complain about gratuitous violence in a film, If you are then Rollin' With The Nines is not for you. In actual fact it's not for me either, by midway point I'm wishing there was a little more gratuitous violence only this time directed at the cast and crew. There is no excuse for acting this wooden. The actors employed as cops are laughable, at times it feels like they're reading their lines from cue cards, and they probably are. This pile of trash was awarded a BAFTA nomination? The film-makers can't even get their research right. One scene features a Police Captain. Since when did the British Police system recognise the rank of Captain? How a film can get through production to a release with a mistake like that is beyond me. Don't waste your time or money on this film, no matter how many times you see press relating it to Lock Stock, Snatch etc.