Review of In the Name of the King: The Last Mission

Uwe Boll is at it again with his prize player Dominic Purcell. In a third installment to the crapfest series that is In the Name of the King. Also the third lead character that has no relation to the previous films. Holy Crapfest, Batman this film has a ridiculous tacked on sub-title called The Last Job. Even some are titled The Last Mission. On that note hopefully that also means this is the last bloody film! Unfortunately yes I am watching this, but only to see just how truly awful it is. Also better me than you don't you think? This ominous sounding music in the beginning of the movie is really annoying and stupid. The main character is definitely the least likeable of the trilogy and not even a good person. Ralitsa Paskaleva and Petra Gocheva are beautiful, but I am not quite sure they can actually act. The fighting is lame as usual and doesn't even look like they are trying to make it interesting.

The acting and dialogue seems like something a five year old creates with his action figures although with the inclusion of foul language. The characters forgive and forget way too easily! This is the cheesiest of the three movies which is pretty hard to do. The main bad guy should not be shirtless ever as he looks like he has small female breasts rather than man pecs. There are random unexpected rivalries that are pointless as they really do nothing to the story. Why the hell does the fucking Shaman fight with an axe isn't he supposed to use magic! Come on writer get your shit together! The whole movie is just plain ridiculous. One scene in particular while Hazen Kaine's group is walking out of the woods he comes across another group WHO THEY WERE JUST FREAKING WITH NOT TOO LONG AGO and the guy says it's good to see you Hazen like its been a long time. You are joking right? The ending was lame. Makes room for yet another of these awful things. Please don't make another Uwe Boll! This has some of the worst script writing ever and I've seen some pretty shitty movies. I think anyone with a script could go to Uwe Boll and get their movie made no matter how much stupidity it contains. Uwe Boll truly masters making crap! This is the worst of the trilogy and they are already some of the worst movies in the world. This movie is worth absolutely nothing and should be avoided forever. This hits the mark where it gets so bad there is no way it can be enjoyable or fun for anyone to watch.