Review of Enemies Closer

Enemies Closer is pretty awkward and mildly entertaining. JCVD kind of reminded me of a retarded pre-Joker in this silly thriller. He is pretty over the top in ridiculousness and that hairstyle is one of the scariest things I have ever scene. Why the hell did he agree to that? Tom Everett Scott, Orlando Jones, and JCVD's son Kris Van Varenburg are also in this. Now Kris is only like a sad clone of JCVD as he is barely ever given more than a lame henchman in all the films he is in. Another thing is that he usually only acts in films with his father which doesn't really expand his acting horizon. Also I'm not entirely sure who Linzey Cocker is, but she is hot even with a strange last name. The acting is low-level and the plot sucks. The only thing cool is some cool actions scenes and some cool death scenes. The ending sucks and is ridiculous. Only watch it if you are a JCVD addict and need your fix. Other than that you should really avoid this.