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Now, where do I start in this scathing review? First of all, I only wanted to watch this film to see if it was going to be equally as shit as New Moon even though I was expecting it to be. I didn't even watch the whole film (watched 85 minutes of it) and it was pretty much the same as New Moon! I mean, come on! The whole series has gone out of tone and lost what its trying to create but instead, the target audience get turned on by the actors in the film.
Kristen Stewart is an actress who starred in good films before the Twilight films and now she is an actress who is best known for such pathetic and corny films! I began to strongly dislike Bella in this one because she was like a slut who wanted both Jacob and Edward! I mean, Bella showed us again that nobody cares how she feels about the love triangle and the situation she's in let along what Jacob and Edward feel about it! Robert Pattinson as Edward was once again absolutely DREADFUL! I mean, I began to laugh at his awful acting in the opening scene of the film! The scene where Jacob and Edward confront each other while Bella is there is like the most idiotic, wasteful and cheesy confrontations and arguments I think I have ever seen. Despite, Robert Pattinson DID get a Razzie nomination for New Moon, I bloody hope he wins it this time because it would just be AMAZING if he did as well the film winning Worst Picture! Now, Taylor Lautner is as bad as Robert Pattinson and Edward! For one thing: he absolutely blinds the women who watch the films with his so-called 'six-pack' and his 'hot body' and they get turned on by the actor rather than the character. I mean, since when does a character or even an actor EVER turn on its target audience unless in a sex scene?! All these women screaming in films: 'Phwoar! He's fit!' or 'Mmmmm... I would' which I have heard before and it's a pain in the fucking arse! Not so much Stewart but Pattinson and Taylor, you just need to end your acting career like right now because it's not going to get any better!
To be honest, I did find the director selection quite good seeing as Slade has directed films of pure horror, terror and violence! Due to this, I wanted him to make it a more terrifying film rather than a stupidly soppy film like the previous ones but unfortunately, that didn't work. And now another annoying thing: they're being copycats towards Harry Potter by one book being split into two films so now I just can't wait for them to end! I mean, the series could've been really awesome but unfortunately its the actors and their fake bodies that have made the series a so-called 'success'.
Overall, all though Eclipse wasn't as painful as New Moon, it is still a very corny, laughably bad, stupid, pathetic, needlessly and unnecessarily overhyped film that will turn on more women! Go back and graduate at acting school, Rob and Taylor because you clearly didn't before these films!
1/10
