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Welcome to my 100th review, that’s right, 100 reviews of good or bad movies and TV shows
‘The Last Airbender’ has horrible acting, over the top effects, a way beyond confusing and a boring story, prepare to be taken through it!
A ‘Last Airbender’ inspired Paramount logo, awesome! The opening credits music sounds epic! We have someone with raging fire! But those effects are a bit over the top!
“A hundred years ago, all was right with our world. Prosperity and faith filled our days!” But everything is alright now, what’s wrong with our world now?
“The Four Nations: Water, Earth, Fire and Air Nomads lived amongst each other in harmony!” The what nations? The four what who? Oh that’s just because I haven’t seen the cartoon! But that is just confusing! Can we just have a proper opening please?
“Book One: Water”, a book on water? That should be interesting! Oh but it has over the top effects of water balls! Hey it’s Nicola Peltz who is underacting, the kind of performance to give in something like this! But that’s just too far! Put some effort into your performance! Okay they’re walking off, we’re three minutes in and I’m already confused, Nicola Peltz is not putting any effort into her performance and the effects are over the top! ‘The Last Airbender’ is going to suck!
Book 1 is called “Water” but there appears to be much more ice than water! Why not call it “Ice”, that’s a much better title! Don’t you agree?
There appears to be something coming out the ice! Must be another over the top effect! Whatever it is, it must be big though as they are running away as the ice constantly cracks! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! IT MUST BE A MONSTER MADE OF ICE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!! Oh, it’s just a movie, so sit back down again!
Oh, Nicola Peltz is hitting it, well don’t blame me if you get thrown off the set! Well they were literally blown away by the ice
Okay, it looks like some sort of light! This movie would be better off without effects! These effects are way too over the top! Blah, blah, blah! Let’s just fast forward or else we’ll be here forever!
They’ve discovered some sort of giant ‘Ice Age’ animal or something and a boy who is either unconscious or asleep or even dead! Oh it appears to be Aang, our first sight of Noah Ringer! Are those tattoos all over his back or something? And his performance is just horrible! Know why this movie sucks?
A snow camp with igloo tents everywhere! And loads of creepy children! Just keep this movie animated like the cartoon! And there are armoured guys everywhere that look like Goombas in ‘Super Mario Bros.’
Come on we’re going to be here forever, so I’ll tell you it in notes:
The Goombas are taking the Avatar on their ship to see their father while everyone else is being attacked by a huge rat that sounds like a dinosaur?! You know what, this story about the Avatar is a rip-off of ‘The Last Legion’
One of the men looks like Ben Kingsley in ‘The Last Legion’, oh is Noah Ringer impersonating Thomas Sangster or something? Because that’s what it seems like! A CHEAP SPOOF!!!
The plot is confusing and keeps changing directions, in fact this is an awful movie with horrible acting, over the top effects, worthless action scenes, a boring, muddled story with no consistency, confusing nation scenes and a whole load of horror, the only good thing is the poster and that’s it, why did ‘The Last Airbender’ have to be made, I don’t know but it’s definitely 103 minutes too long! There’s a million things that I’d rather do than watch this and when it ended, I thought “Switch it off before I blow my brains out!”
1/10
