An annoying, boring embarrassment

I was short of time and I had enough time to watch a movie about 1h 20 minutes and I chose this

'Barney's Great Adventure' is an annoying, boring embarrassment, pretty much like the TV series, it was pretty horrible, why did anyone decide to make a movie for the annoying creepy dinosaur? And his idiotic friends? Yeah I used to like the show when I was 4! But actually now I hate it! Did they think they could entertain children?

Yeah, they succeeded in entertaining children but otherwise...NO! Adults and older audiences will want to shut it off immediately

But what a silly plot; when a family go to their grandparent's farm, the boy Cody (who is the main character after Barney) cannot watch Nickelodeon because there is no cable, one evening, a star strikes and creates a magic egg which they then lose and have to chase it (they also assume that a big chicken laid the egg), just how do grandparents and a magic egg connect?

Thomas the Tank Engine's success wasn't so when he made a movie but it was a lot better than this, why don't we get Thomas to run over Barney and also will Baby Bop stop saying 'blank-ee'? Please say 'blanket'

And will Barney come up with a song that's both original and decent, all the songs he sings are either unoriginal or completely boring, what oh what, is the reason for that?

My version of 'I Love You'
I hate you
You hate me
Let's go hang Barney from a tree
And we'll celebrate
Cause Barney's death is new
Won't you say you hate me too?

2/10