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Ooh! Aah! Make it stop!

A movie about members of different social classes who fall in love aboard the ship during its ill-fated maiden voyage...No! Wait! That's James Cameron's version! Sorry, I'm talking nonsense! Let me tell you the actual story about this one:

Members of different social classes fall in love aboard the ship during its ill-fated maiden voyage

Yep! As you may have guessed, 'Titanic: The Legend Goes On' is a rip-off of James Cameron's 'Titanic' and is it some sort of sequel to 'The Legend of the Titanic' a really dreadful movie? The characters are drawn like James Cameron's version but the love is less believable as the protagonists hardly share any screen time (some kind of spoof of 'Sleepless In Seattle')

So this is the infamous animated version that everyone completely destroys, quite right too

Infact this really dreadful movie rips off so many movies (including a few Disney movies, just imagine the thoughts of Walt Disney...)

Cinderella โ€“ Evil stepmother and sisters
101 Dalmatians โ€“ Cruella De Vill and henchmen, the white spotty black dogs
The Smurfs โ€“ Azarael spoof crossed with Garfield
The Legend of the Titanic - Talking animals
The Little Mermaid โ€“ Slapstick Chef
Lady and the Tramp โ€“ The dog on the lead looks like Lady, the sausage sharing

Wow! Can you believe that? It even rips off 'The Legend of the Titanic' and is worse! What a surprise! 'The Legend of the Titanic' is really dreadful but this is worse!

What is family friendly about hundreds of deaths on a sinking ship? Nothing! What a crappy idea to make two animated family movies based on the sinking of the most famous ship ever

And let's not forget lots of obnoxious or ridiculous moments:

Sinking ship + fireworks - They celebrate bonfire night when a ship starts sinking? Wow! Rather interesting! NOT!
Dropping china so Anjelica can sweep it up - Waste of money if you ask me!
Rapping dog - Singing dressed up dogs? What in the name of holy hell is this?
One of the henchmen sounds like Tom Hanks and the Dalmatians sound like George Clooney - why impersonate two huge stars in some crap like this?
A happy women + sinking ship - Happy when you're about to drown?
A blonde man (looking lifeless) impersonating William impersonating Leonardo DiCaprio on a wall panel - No! Stop ripping off James Cameron's version, he's sure to sue you!!!
Sailor forbidding the real William on! - What a selfish ass!
Standing up in a lifeboat - There's even more chance of capsizing!


Why is this here? There's nothing good about this movie! Can we destroy it? I hope the answer is yes!

And the ending of a way beyond obnoxious boy telling you what happens afterwards and then saying "I'll see you soon!", does that mean a third animated movie? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the worst animated movie of all time

To conclude, 'Titanic: The Legend Goes On' is very close to being the worst movie ever! 'Disaster Movie' is not much worse! For the love of God! Don't watch this (unless you want to see how bad it really is, which it definitely is)



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Added by filmbuilder
10 years ago on 16 November 2013 13:51