They got the title right

You won't find many 0 or 1/10 ratings from me, but 'Disaster Movie' has just earned a big fat 0, the worst movie I've ever seen

What a crappy movie! Got the title right; bad story, bad directing, bad acting, wanted to stop but also wanted to see what else would happen, I only liked one scene in the movie; the part where Hannah Montana got crushed by the asteroid and revealed to be Miley Cyrus, hated the rest and I certainly think 'Disaster Movie' deserved all rotten (but I’m not gonna give the positive critic abuse)

While 'Epic Movie' was terrible, it was a lot better than this, it may have featured obnoxious spoofs of Willy Wonka making candy with humans and making Harry Potter look much older but at least it featured nothing that was done here

Honestly, they completely ruined the characters; The Enchanted Princess says she actually LIVES in the sewers (as opposed to living in a fairy animated world) and does many way beyond obnoxious things, Juney lets out her baby and breast milk at people, Kung-Fu Panda is a man in an outfit and he looks very creepy, his role is fighting Calvin and the Enchanted Princess then killing them with a katana and Alvin and the Chipmunks attack them and eat Juney's flesh.  

Completely sexist and stupid (The Enchanted Princess ate glass when there was nothing else to eat and shows the audience her bloody teeth, she also walked on hurting glass shoes) and Juney lets out her baby so its foot goes in someone's mouth

Only an idiot would think 'Disaster Movie' was worth making, 'The Love Guru' is also terrible but a lot better, anyway 'Disaster Movie' is a lot worse than 'Epic Movie', the worst movie ever made and is absolutely not worth a look at all even if you loved 'Scary Movie' (unless you want to see how bad it is), I can't believe Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer still make movies!

Hannah Montana getting crushed gets it 3/100, 0.03 is closer to 0 than 1 so that's my rating

0/10