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I'd rather watch 'Barney & Friends'

I used to like Fred when I was 11 now I hate it! THEY CALL THIS A COMEDY???!!! I hate Fred, I hate this movie! He's an annoying, childish, unfunny character! Even five seconds would be ahhhhhhhhhhh and this movie's 83 minutes!

Very, very, very big mistake, the story was completely boring, the entire story was just Fred trying to find his girlfriend Judy as well as avoiding his rival Kevin – THAT’S ALL!!! Funny in its badness.

Fred is at least ten times as annoying as The Annoying Orange in his five minute videos but an 83 minute movie with stupid, horrible, boring, gross, irritating crap? To that I say “ha” oh and “no, completely unbearable”

The jokes were pathetic! If I were an alcoholic, I would’ve laughed hysterically at it, the only funny thing was that it’s very unfunny! It was so awful…and they made two sequels!!!

If you’re wondering who Fred is, he is an annoying internet celebrity created and played by Lucas Cruikshank, his YouTube series is unbearable but his movie is worse, the reason it was a box office bomb was because it’s a 12A, it got a 12A because it contains behavior that would be dangerous if copied, quite right, no one should act or behave like Fred, a year later, I watched 'Fred: The Movie' again to make my mind up and the result was…TERRIBLE!!! Again! Crap and not much else, it should really be called Dread: The Movie.

'Fred: The Movie' doesn’t touch the top of the laughter, it doesn’t reach half-way of the laughter, it’s near the bottom of the laugh meter, the film rips off 'Alice In Wonderland' with its “dis-invitations” and the dancing from 'Saturday Night Fever' with gross humor and bad acting, it’s hard to believe that Pixie Lott would start her film career with a really crappy movie, THIS FILM WASN’T EVEN NOMINATED FOR A SINGLE RAZZIE AWARD – not even Worst Picture!

If you ask me it should have won as well as many of the actors but Lucas Cruikshank takes the cake by playing the most annoying character in the world (although The Cat In The Hat comes a close second), there is only one funny scene in the whole film – Fred going through the car wash, if 'Fred: The Movie' were one minute long, it may work but in an 83 minute film, it just doesn’t work, no it doesn’t, not at all, not a little bit, not a tiny bit, not a teeny tiny bit.

To conclude, apart from the one scene with the car wash (which I mentioned earlier), the whole thing is complete torture to watch, and you should just avoid it, I can't think of any more than one good thing this showed us! Ugh! I can't believe it got two sequels!!!

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Added by filmbuilder
10 years ago on 21 September 2013 10:31