One of the worst movies you have never seen

Luckily, I never watched Vanilla Sky, but unfortunately, I saw The Wild Life. Sweet merciful heavens, did I see this. I've never seen Fast Times At Ridgemont High either, but I bet I would actually like it compared to this, considering the impact of Fast Times. Remember in my Streets Of Fire review that I claimed that action movies weren't really my thing? Movies about sex are even less my thing, and this movie is a train wreck from beginning to end.

The characters aren't interesting; I found Chris Penn's character annoying, Jenny Wright's character seems too frigid, Lea Thompson's character should have not broken up with Eric Stoltz because she has bad taste in guys, Rick Moranis can't save this movie which is sad since he's my favorite actor, and the acting is very dull and more wooden than Plank from Ed Edd n Eddy. Is this the worst movie I've ever seen? Pretty much, but it could be worse than it is in the end.

My rating: 2/10