Review of Game of Thrones

GAME OF THRONES!
There are so many reasons why this series is absolutely amazing. Firstly, it's based on the books. Books are the sex.
Secondly, well, talking about sex.. This series is realistic in the sense that: people piss, people have sex, people hire whores, women actually do have nipples & vaginas, men actually have penises, gay people exist in any society, the list of seemingly 'inappropriate' but inevitable things goes on and G.O.T doesn't shy away from these! You see EVERYTHING. I'm not saying it because I want to see these things, but because it's epic that a TV series doesn't try and hide these 'inappropriate' and 'politically incorrect' aspects of life. Bitch please, if all our parents didn't have sex, then you wouldn't be able to either, so quitchabitchin.
Thirdly, blood, guts, proper fighting, tongues being ripped out of throats, heads being put on stakes... Did someone say "HEELLL YEAA!" Again, these 'inappropriate' things happen in medieval societies, hence why there medieval. In G.O.T you get to see it all AND the CGI is believable *fistpump*
Fourth-ly?... the story is just addictive and makes for a great show and the cast.. Perfecto.

So that concludes my review on G.O.T. It is amazing.
Anndd I hope after you read this you don't assume judgement on my sanity.