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"How to talk to girls in college".
How to talk to the fucking rats gnawing their way through the grain bags on the slave galley. I asked you about girls, and you tell me about the place where the women's mafia hangs out?
*choking to death*
Keep it down, 'your mom'. God.
Have fun without me, hope you learn how to count or something, you fucking morons. I know that you gave up ballet when you were about seven-- your first educational failure, the first of many to come-- but maybe you'll become a lawyer or something. An ugly, barren lawyer who snarls at everyone and who hates everyone, and who nobody likes.
Have fun with that. Represent our morbid culture-- impress everyone. Get into one of those gangster movies. Shoot 'em up, bitch, shoot 'em up, shoot the bitch, the ones you don't like, bitch, and stay far the fuck away from me-- you hypocrite nazi.
Even the Jews don't act like that, fucking false god's oppression or no.
Oh, and remember to put all that ugly fucking makeup on your face, you fucking racist, before you go into the one of those gangster movies, you know, the one set back in the days when only white people could make movies so that you're sure to get the job, you dumb hypocrite racist bitch Emma Stone-- from Arizona! Guess that's why "she" snarls at 'em, eh, 'cause she's that racist from Arizona!-- racist bitch hypocrite! Don't forget your makeup! You won't want to forget to make yourself look *EVEN MORE UGLY* you dumb bitch!
Fucking hypocrite. God damn hypocrite.
Now, where was I.
Oh.
Is there an alien buried in the graveyard.
I guess that that wasn't on the town's list of approved reasons to dig up the graveyard.
Aliens are funny. If you do it right.
But all that I remember from this show is that dumb bitch who's like the fucking guest star bitch on that episode of "The Big Bang Theory" who tries to get Howard (the Jew) fired for no particular reason, except that she's married to a Marine, and so she hates everyone.
Aliens can be funny though.
You're thinking about things, and then....
aliens.
Like, how would you feel, right. If there was really an alien buried in the cemetery, right.
I wonder what the aliens would think of our difficult American women. All that I know, is that I want a Polish girl.
American.... Express. American.... Horror Story.
German.... Shepard. (lol.) German.... Translation.
Polish.... Women.
Playing word association with The Google.
Aliens can be funny.
Do they have Valentine's Day in Poland.
Do aliens have Valentine's Day.
The Republic of Aliens economy is based on: agriculture. Their chief confusion about our culture: why are our women so difficult.
Also, the aliens would like to know if that thing you have is really imported from Italy.
Also, the aliens would like to know how much it would cost to clean out their thetans.
Jerry Maguire: *smiling* I don't know; I'm just a sports agent.
Also, the aliens would like to know what John Lennon is really saying. Like, what does he mean when he says, Expert texpert, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you.
Also, the aliens would like to go to Macy's.
Oh, that's right, the aliens just want to get me fired, so they can have my job.
(Or Howard's.)
So, maybe I'll write a story about an alien who gets run over by a truck in Texas, instead of watching "Big Daddy".
The aliens are confused as to why anyone would be treated with such undeserved derision, when he was only trying to act decently.
Also, the aliens would like to know why that thing says 'imported from Italy' if it was actually 'made in China'.
Also, the aliens want to know why the government is watching them.
Also, the aliens want to know why were they so mean to Mozart, and why couldn't they just be nice to him and let him think.
These are questions that need to be answered.
Also, the aliens would like to ask a question about kobiety.
Also, the aliens would like to know if there is an alien buried in the graveyard.
The aliens are wondering how they could be less interesting than doing your chores, even post-mortem.
And the aliens have also been wondering why anyone would go out of their way to ask if you want soup, and then, say that you should get the soup yourself, even though, you didn't really want soup. You just wanted to make them happy, or whatever, instead of saying, Gah, I don't want your stupid soup.
And the aliens want to know why their show had to be even more boring than Doctor Who, and anyway, why did those sci-fi nerds have to pretend that this weird uncle was romantic and why did they have to screw everyone up, and why didn't they like the Beatles?
Were they trying to get the Beatles fired? The aliens would never do that.
.... The alien is trying to remember something, but they're making too much noise for him to concentrate. If only the alien were in an octopus's garden or something.
......
I'm so angry that I could scream.
(*Jonah Hill voice*, also known as Mark Volman from The Turtles*) I mean, what kind of a fucking sick culture acts as though somebody like that were *good*?
I don't think that I'd even listen to her cry. In fact, I think that I'd really fucking lose my temper if she did that. I would scream, I would yell, I would shout. So help me, get this piece of shit away from me.
And she should have had the guts to play the girlfriend in "50/50", because that's *where she belongs*-- that's *exactly* what sort of person she is. Poisoning the well for somebody else-- her sole 'talent'.
-- And so who had to play the fucking adult-- BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD, GOD, WHAT OTHER MOVIE HAS SHE BEEN IN LATELY.
And she dunks her head in enough cosmetics to kill a big, fat pig-- gold-digger HYPOCRITE. Apart from fucking *pettiness*, which she takes to a sort of infinity, hypocrisy is practically her *only* personality trait. Gold-digger-- HYPOCRITE.
And I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian.
(Oh, and the most unrealistic aspect of "The Help"-- Emma Stone's fucking make-up. God-DAMN hypocrite!)
(Makes Anne Hathaway look like a pleasant person by comparison, and a short-sighted person it takes to make such a blind bat look clever.)
No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian.
I'm talking about how I don't have any fucking pity for Hitler's fucking wife.... And especially since she acted like she could just *expect* my support, as though she could just ~ *assume* ~ it, as though she could just *demand* it.
*Damnable arrogant chauvinism, practically "British", or what they in Yorkshire in "The Secret Garden" called "Indian" manners-- the bitch of the empire, you know....*
Fuck you!
Drop dead!
.... I guess that the only good which could be said of our new Action Horror Hero, Artemis Hale, or *whatever* the fuck her name is, is that she could open Emma Stone's jugular, and nobody would bat an eye-lash.
'What?
You're a lawyer.
And I kill lawyers.
And anyway, I thought that you were my greatest fan--
You should be happy for me.'
Like when Mark Wahlberg shoots Matt Damon at the end of "The Departed"-- God, what a fantasy.
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