We all know that Kevin Bacon is a has-been wash-up these days, but it suprised me to see Colin Firth join him in this mess of a film. Alison Lohman is typically painful to watch, but after a dull dry start, with the occasional explicit sex scenes (wife looked at me like I rented a porno), I'm glad I skipped to the end and found out what the whole 'murder mystery' plot line was, (and it has a sick GAY twist to it at the end) so I could just shut off the film and not waste 2hrs of my life on such crap.
2/10