Piece of crap!

This is officially one of the worst movies I have ever seen! I wasn't expecting much to begin with because I knew it had that "handycam" film quality too it but my God was this bad! It has piss poor acting, lame jokes, even lamer effects, and some odd looking boobs too.

I wasn't even five minutes into this film and I knew I was going to give it the lowest rating possible. The movie starts out with a woman talking to a stuffed rabbit in a laboratory. I thought she was nuts but no, it turns out that it's suppose to represent a real rabbit and this stuffed bunny is used during the whole film. They couldn't even afford a fucking real rabbit to film this piece of shit!

Another thing that ups this movie's crap factor is how many times I couldn't hear the "actors" deliver their lines because the wind was blowing against the camera's shitty microphone. Anyway, here's some stats:

TRT: 1:16:28
First Death: 22:00
Last Death: 1:09:35
Total Deaths: 15
Swears: 9
Tits: 5
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 9
Music: 2/5
DVD Special Features: 1.5/5

1/10