Every single person out there in the world and their mothers worship this movie and hail it as the greatest movie ever made. It's not. I hate this movie. The loyal sheep say "MBJ won the Oscar!" and "but it's a period piece!" I don't give a damn, the movie sucked ass. There are two "actors" in Hollywood I despise. Steven Seagal and Michael B. Jordan. They are two of the biggest idiot hams ever. Absolute jokes. Still, I gave this movie a chance.
When watching a movie, there has to be a protagonist, the hero or heroine that I can identify with. The person or persons I care about and I want to root for and cheer on in hopes that they succeed in whatever endeavor or get to where they are needing to get to in order to succeed. This movie doesn't have that. The protagonist of this movie is already on top of the world. He's rich, he's powerful, he's beautiful and he has women all over the place. I ask myself why should I like this guy? Yes, I hate MBJ but I'm a fair person, I'm giving this movie a chance. I can't root or cheer this guy on because like I said, he's already on top of the world. Where is the struggle? So far there is no one I can identify with. I absolutely don't like anyone I've seen. I don't care about anyone. As a matter of fact, I hate these rich jackasses that are showing off how beautiful, rich and powerful they are. Going into this movie I know there is a vampire in it. So I wait for him or her to show up thinking that is who I'm supposed to root for and cheer on. Some Native Americans show up. My hopes rise up. Then they leave. The vampire shows up and creates minion vampires from the damn KKK. There is no way I'm going to cheer on the KKK. The rich, beautiful, powerful people were having a party and the vampires seem to be going there for whatever. I'm thinking to myself. I don't care about those rich people. I don't care about the vampires. If they fight, I don't care about who wins so I walked out of the theater right then and there and asked for my money back. As for a rating, I'm not even giving this a one star. It doesn't deserve that high of a rating.
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