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You know that incredible tagline: Some things won't stay down... Even after they die. Boy are they right! As my 100th review, I thought no other movie would qualify that was epic enough that at the same time had no one who had reviewed it. Sometimes i would even like to get hit on the head so the part in my mind which knows a great deal of the movie becomes forgotten; and i can experience it for the first time again. Lionel is a quiet man who is dependant on his mother, who feels the same dependance to her son as well. While spying on him in the midst of one of his first dates at a local zoo, her curiosity comes back and bites her...Literally. Bit by a rare bred Rat monkey, the story begins and the gag reflex gets it's fair share of a workout as the next hour and change are pure entertainment. Treats to the eyes and a whole lot of laughs as well, the chaos that unfolds requires enough fake blood to flood the entire state of Road Island to a depth of 3 inches; giving it the quote above its title "The Goriest Fright Film of All Time." There are very few movies in which every single character gives a story and is actually relevant to the film. This is one of them. No characters of little importance, just a little more than a dozen players in the game; and a SHITLOAD of party guests who fall victim to a blade one way or another. Easily Peter Jackson's BEST film, Shedding mass amounts of entrails by the bucket! The akwardness of the main character and the situations each of the other people put him in was a perfect combination; breaking up zombie sex, slamming a zombie baby's head against a swing pole, and don't forget the constant needles to his much loved mother... Who just doesn't want to Stay Dead! I really hope no one into horror movies hasn't seen this, and even if it's not your'e genre, there is something in this for everyone! it's got love, comedy, makeshift aresenals and violence up the wazoo! Buy it and make all your other DVDs jealous; I got it twice.
Guide: You've got... *the bite*!
9/10
