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Patrick Stewart: Rebel Leader

"On this day.... September 17: 1716-- French soldier Jean Thurel enlisted in the Regiment de Touraine at the age of 17, beginning a career of military service that would span 90 years."

Huh. Thanks, Wikipedia.

But now on to, "Patrick Stewart: Rebel Leader". ;0

"Can anyone remember when we used to be explorers?"

*makes think-y noise with lips* Well, all that I know for sure is, that this is probably the last *Star Trek* movie that I really saw-- in a way. I mean, in 2002 I saw "The Two Towers", but I didn't see "Nemesis" until.... well, earlier this year, actually. And by that time, the early 2000s were over, even for me.

"Look in the mirror, (man). The Federation is old.... They all smell the scent of death on the Federation."

So. Jean-Luc Picard: Rebel Leader. I wonder who thought of that one.

Oh, and they got Number One to be the director-- how cute.

Patrick Stewart (Rebel Leader): *conversational* I wonder how many people it takes to make a movie like this.

Jason Segel (Finance): *smiles* It takes lot.

Patrick Stewart: (Rebel Leader): *curious* But how many people does it take, *before* Finance thinks that it's wrong.

Jason Segel: (Finance): *surprised* Well, it actually depends--

Patrick Stewart: (Rebel Leader): *wants to know* A thousand?

Jason Segel (Finance): *cool* No, that might--

Patrick Stewart (Rebel Leader): *wants to know even more* Fifty thousand?

Jason Segel (Finance): *not cool* Woh, fifty thousand is too--

Patrick Stewart (Rebel Leader): *wants to know so much!* A million!

Jason Segel (Finance): *holds out hand as though to guard self* Woh. A million is too many.

So now we.... learned that, I guess.

And, to be fair, "Generations" and "First Contact" are somewhat better than "Insurrection" and "Nemesis".

But, really, I wouldn't even be so quick to watch the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies, now. I mean, I sorta almost watched one, once, but.... I don't even remember, which one.

Maybe, a million really is too many.

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Added by charidotes20
11 years ago on 17 September 2012 12:47