The Me That You Know

I'm not quite sure what just happened.

First, I put off watching "Date Night"-- which I could have watched tonight-- for a day, so that I could watch "Crazy, Stupid, Love". (I always hated not finding things or tuning in late, so now I'm all sophisticated-- LocateTV lines it up for me.) But then I.... couldn't.... find.... the channel. {Suffice to say: it can be more complicated and intricate than it may sound.} Even though I *knew* what time it started. But then I was surfing, and I saw this movie with Ron Livingston in it. So I made a mental note, and then.... well, I went looking for "Crazy, Stupid Love". So, then-- and all this time I was watching "Dinner For Schmucks" again, *just because I can*, ("The CIA doesn't invite people to dinner to make fun of them." "No. The CIA kills people."), and then, I saw this movie. And then I remembered. This time I remembered. I actually couldn't find the Ron Livingston one again. (Which is too bad-- Ron Livingston, like Owen Wilson, or Paul Rudd himself, is, like the *best* supporting actor, *ever*.... But {Ron} getting the almost-lead part in the movie doesn't really make up for being all villified by a demented teenage-girl.... Although I still would have watched it if I could have re-found it.... I should really keep watching "Dinner for Schmucks" until the message starts to settle in.... "What is this?" "It's a.... (dead) mouse dressed like Jesus.")

*decides to eat the fish* "Aww, fuck it; I don't care."

"It won't cramp your style?" "It's already cramped."

And, after all, *who doesn't like 'relatives'*?

"Actually, she did ask for money. And it wasn't very expensive, either. I had a ton of singles left over from my niece's {no, *sister's*) birthday party....*Hey, do you think that Cinnamon is a family name*?"

And, you know, it worked out, because it was worth it. It was worth it, because--

(1) Paul Rudd with a beard

(2) Best Scene With A Police Officer

(3) Greenberg's sisters

"Oh, he's just my brother. That's all."

Goddess, I wish that I had a sister.

And he has *three?!*

"I love you, Ned. Bye."

"It's like a novelization of *Us Weekly.*"

Except this time, every page is about Paul Rudd. ^^

And it's also a really wierd remake of "Dinner for Schmucks".

And "Greenberg".

{"Hey, do you want to go out with me sometime?"

"No, not really. But thanks for asking."

*he smiles, shrugs*

And when the silly girls were all like, This great girl is a hero to all us girls, and all that--

Ned was just like, All right!}

(9/10)