The Two Other Princesses

*yawns* I almost made that last review twice as long, but then I didn't. But this one could be funny.

So, let's see, what's it about.... Oh, yes, the eldest had eaten some sugar, the next some sweet syrup, and the youngest a spoonful of honey.

*blinks* Oh, no, that was the other one.

Well, anyway, when I was younger-- ten, I guess-- I wanted to be like Qui-Gon Jinn, but, now, I suppose that I'd rather not be like Liam Neeson. He has an odd way of picking his parts, doesn't he-- makes Hugo Weaving look.... normal, almost.

"These are my workers. They should be on my train. They're skilled munitions workers. They're essential."

And he also played the Voice of Je--, ah, a slain, somebody, or something. Well, twice, I guess. "A kingdom of conscience...." Wow, come to think of it, Liam Neeson just can't quite manage to keep himself alive, now can he? Well, but I guess that he's better keeping *other* people alive, or something.

He's not the easiest chap to quote, though, really. "It's controlled by the Hutts", wow, *memorable*.... uh, okay, let's see....

"That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way."

That could be like something from *Angela's Ashes*--

That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way, boys.

Yes, sir.

How many terrible things are coming this way, boys?

A thousand.

How many?

A thousand, sir.

And how do we know, lads, how do we know?

The sound.

The what?

The sound, sir.

I haven't read that book in a long time, but I think that it's more or less like that. ;)

Let's see, what else did he say....

"Every day that goes by, I'm losing money. Every worker that is shot costs me money."

Tentative Conclusion: A German movie called, 'Die dunkle Bedrohung' would have starred Heino Ferch as Qui-Gon Jinn.

But, anyway.

I suppose that it should go without saying that something like this isn't going to *quite* be able to get Frank's pain, or Jane's dream, Frank's nightmare, or.... Jane's dream.

And that kinda sucks.

And do you know how the story ends, right? The other brothers marry the other princesses.

If they have even that much sense.

Oh, and, the "Trade Federation" is evil, and "The Matrix" was also made in 1999.

So, there's that.

Which also makes it even stupider, if you think about it.

One might almost say, suck-y.

(6/10)