Confess Your Sins, Paradox/Stardock/Whoever

*posts a link to the Downfall parodies made by 'paradox refugee camp'* *oh no, wait, I'm too lazy to do that*

I guess that I had been keeping a copy of this game, and "Elven Legacy" in some dusty and not-very-easily-accessible old corner of the war wagon--I mean, I don't call it that, but it is about nine thousand years old, and it does look like it's been in a war or *something*-- just in case I decided to go on a gaming spree again, sometime. Yeah, that's what I'd been doing.... Although I just, *corrected*, that.

So.... what *are* the sins of the solar empire?

Well.... for one thing, it's pretty.... Boring. You know, it's.... Really, Dull, Actually.

Actually, the whole problem with this sort of game is actually, that it's really, boring, and.... kill-y.

So, I don't know about that.

I suppose that I'll just play "Hearts" or "Bridge", you know.

'Cause it's better than playing Patience.

*walks into the far distance drinking vitamin water and listening to 'Piano Man'*

{Seriously, though, how many energy cubits does it take to build a Vienna ballroom? How many empire credits would it take to hire Strauss? Waldteufel? Natalie Portman?}

(7/10)