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It's Christmas Eve, and record store owner Tori (Riley Dandy) is preparing to close her shop for the night with the assistance of her employee, Robbie (Sam Delich). Tori is only interested in binge drinking and partying to avoid thinking about the holiday, and Robbie convinces her to ditch her Tinder date to spend time with him at a bar. Their liquor-fuelled flirtations result in an evening of drunken passion, but the fun does not last. At a nearby toy store, a robotic Santa Claus (Abraham Benrubi) malfunctions and transforms into a violent killing machine, going on a rampage and brutally murdering everyone in its path. Tori and Robbie witness Santa's attack on a neighbouring house and attempt to flee, leading to an intense fight for survival on Christmas Night.
Those familiar with Begos's previous films will know what to expect here, as his cinematic aesthetic remains unchanged: grainy 16mm cinematography, gory practical effects, neon lighting, an 80s-inspired visual style, and a moody synth score. The movie earns its R rating, too, and it's even verging on NC-17 territory - there are plenty of creatively gory and vicious kill scenes throughout, and the camera does not shy away from the violent details. Begos appears to actively avoid digital effects, with the seemingly paltry budget allocated to creative practical effects and makeup. For good measure, the writer-director even throws in some nudity and sex scenes, making Christmas Bloody Christmas feel like an authentic '80s cult movie instead of a poor contemporary imitator. The only problem from an aesthetic standpoint is that it's occasionally difficult to discern what is happening due to the dim lighting and confusing framing, but these moments are thankfully scarce enough not to cause a major problem.
Before the robotic Santa begins his killing spree, Christmas Bloody Christmas lets us spend time with the characters, with Riley and Robbie receiving the most attention and development. The first half-hour or so amounts to characters discussing pop culture and sharing their opinions, reminiscent of something you would expect to see from Quentin Tarantino but not quite as absorbing. These scenes are hit and miss, and your mileage may vary depending on how your opinions compare to the characters (one amusing barb about Blumhouse's atrocious Black Christmas remake made this reviewer smirk), but it's never painfully dull - it's just a touch mundane. However, when the rampage begins, it rarely stops - the movie transforms into a relentless chase movie.
Whereas most slashers meander from one victim to the next, there's more momentum to Christmas Bloody Christmas, which primarily stays with the character of Tori throughout the entire movie as the events happen around her. Consequently, there's more momentum and tension, mainly since Begos is a legitimately good filmmaker who doesn't simply rely on the gore to see him through. Indeed, there is far more editorial and directorial skill throughout Christmas Bloody Christmas than all the other Santa slashers combined. The second hour, in particular, is relentlessly thrilling and fast-paced, but Begos also knows when to call it quits; the 87-minute running time feels perfect, and the movie doesn't outstay its welcome. The performance by Riley Dandy as Tori also deserves a mention; she truly throws herself into the character with spectacular results, handling the role's different emotions and moods with confidence.
Christmas Bloody Christmas is not as great as VFW, but it is better than every other Christmas slasher movie I have seen, and it's a cut above the usual low standard for Hollywood's festive output. It's a wild, enjoyably gory ride that delivers precisely what it advertises on the tin.
7.9/10
