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Warning: Spoilers
1. The drinking game I played for every product placement I saw in Mac and Me was over within 20 minutes when I nearly died of alcohol poisoning.
2. If the Special Olympics were as hilarious as when wheelchair-bound Eric rolled uncontrollably down a hill, off a cliff and into a body of water, I'd be someone's sponsor just so I can see it for myself in person.
3. No, no, McDonald's. The line "Why don't you stop by for a Big Mac?" was completely subtle.
4. As were: "You know what I feel like?" – "A Big Mac?"
5. Nice touch on the Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter overtones in the scoredespite being a kid's movie.
6. Jennifer Anniston's acting debut was Mac and Me. Later, she starred in Marley & Me. Is Murdering Me coming soon?
7. It shouldn't have taken two times for Mac to be sucked hard for us to get the hint the writers were trying to tell us something.
8. I usually try to avoid spoiling movies, but E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. There you go.
9. Mac gets stuck in a tree, dogs threaten to rip him apart and they cue the heart-felt music. I haven't laughed that hard since wheelchair-bound Eric plunged 50 feet into the water.
10. Ironically, it does take a lot of coke to enjoy a feature like this.
11. Code name: "One Hundred X-Ray?" Really?
12. I waited the whole movie for the dance party inside and out of McDonald's and it was so worth it. Everyone was having a blast and I want my next birthday party there, too!
13. Sometimes Mac can fly and sometimes he can control electrical objects, but when running from the suits, Mac chooses to ride on Eric's lap down another hill in his speeding wheelchair. ??
14. Oh, and try not to be in tears from laughter after that chase scene's over.
15. Skittles? Seriously? Stop.
16. "How long have you been in lingerie?" might not be the best question to ask the most blatantly obvious sex offender working at Sears.
17. There were more discounts in this movie than on McDonald's value menu. Like Discount Drew Barrymore, Discount Dee Wallace, Discount Henry Thomas.
18. I'm probably taking the lines "I sucked him upand then we blew him" way out of context.
19. Traveling billions of miles for a three-minute rock collecting experiment might sound like a waste of NASA's talent and money.
20. And how they missed the straws the aliens used for mud slurping should get at least one of them fired.
21. But, the genius of getting the spacecraft across the galaxy in less time than it takes the Enterprise, would probably get someone a raise.
22. Maybe Joe Arpaio saw this movie and that's why he is the way he is.
23. The end taught me three things: Ronald McDonald is a real person, aliens can reanimate life but not fix dead legs and the MacFamily will be back. Orso they promised before anyone actually saw this.
24. The moral of the story is simple: You better be rooting for either the Chicago Bears (on WGN) or the Chicago Cubs while having a Coke. Only the weird neighbor roots for the Dodgers, but he probably eats at Burger King, anyways.
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