Be! Aggressive!

Worth watching.

"When was the last time you looked at your life and saw nothing but fraud."

Well, I use that Cicero pic as my main profile pic on LibraryThing, so....

Also, I think it would be awesomely cool to have George Takei as my economics prof...but I think that I already had him for political science.

Also, I think that I'm gonna have to hold a grudge against Julia Roberts from now on. I really don't like girls who talk/act/are like George Takei. ("They call them smartphones, but only dummies use them in my class.") Sry.

And, no, it's not a real sport. But sometimes, performing arts are better anyway. ;)

Also: Tom Hanks is pretty cool, and having him join a gang or something is good times.

Lance Corona, that's priceless.

"Yes, Lance, you need a haircut."

So remember: "I'm tough, but fair."

Seriously, though, Ms. Roberts should have really gotten herself a date with Doctor Bashir up there...if she only realized.

Of course, in real life they're all too busy not giving a damn to creep in on your personal life.

But it's a decent movie. Especially if you learn to ignore the scenes with George Takei or--especially--Julia Roberts.

She deserves to date the Gene Rodenburry edition of the Canadian blogger dictionary. :P

Seriously though, sometimes you gotta, "Be! Be! Be! Aggressive!"

Anyway, I think it bordered on the mediocre...but I'll give it the benefit of the doubt, since at least it's not a Star Trek movie, y'know?

(8/10)