Rules for Robotics

The first Rule of Robotics is:

You ain't got no human parts.

The second Rule of Robotics is:

Youse made, all of metal, and shit.

The third Rule of Robotics is:

You a hard-boiled egg, man.

Yeah....I think I just removed myself from the Isaac Asimov Fan Club's mailing list.

Sry. ;)

I'm also starting to guess that I hate this director: I've seen three of his movies...and, well, I wish I hadn't, basically.

And, you know, I like Robin Williams and Sam Neill, to a certain extent, but God knows they've been in their share of flunks and flops, y'know?

As much as it might have enraged me, once upon a time, to have admitted it.

And, you know, some stories really do come true, but the one about the Robotic Methuselah of the "Golden Age" is really one that needs to take a nap.....forever.

No more Golden robots, no more Golden Methuselah.

"Next!"

(Because, after all, who needs to be golden-white when you can be, uh, fleshy pink, or, uh...whatever. "Sometimes white, and sometimes red".....remember?)

P.S. And was this seriously made the same year as "Galaxy Quest"? I think that one was looking back, and the other was looking ahead....

(6/10)