Doug 'Funny'

It's been awhile since I've seen this show, so maybe what I'm about to say is not objective, or something. But from what I remember, I'm thinking..

I'm thinking Doug was an introverted loser.

That's right, the hippie snobs were out to get me, even from my earliest days on earth.

Or, as Doug's father, Atticus Finch, said, "Show me a 'man' who's such a wimp, that he can't resort to violence, or play football, or any other sport, or hang out with girls, or act with even a minimum of social ease and skill in even the most simple social situation, and I'll show you a boy who hasn't got any good ideas." Although, actually, the way he said it was a little different.

And the neighbor was this old freak, and he was supposed to be funny, but let me explain something to you: old freaks are not funny. Old freaks are the devil. They should not be on comedies...maybe horror movies, but that's it. Seriously, though, you have this crazy old man, and he's always making retarded jokes at you or insulting you, and driving by you in his yacht, and cursing you out as he splashes mud on you, and telling you you're not moral the way he is because you're some young shit...

No.

I mean, I thought it was okay at the time, but mostly because the only thing I had to compare it to were the kiddie nature documentaries about the wombats of Australia or whatever, which I watched obsessively.

(6/10)