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YES! I had to do it. This was the funniest dvd i have ever.. EVER watched in my life so far. The hardest I've laughed to movie in my own home besides Evil Dead 2; this movie failed to comprise and just dished out a collabiration of gross un predictable humour. Given what Tom green has to abide by and cut out of his tv show, I wasn't ready for this flick, and I'm sure I speak for quite a few people when I say it hit me like a punch in the face with a glove filled with cement! In the midst of the baby delivering-self made chord cutting bamboo wakcing and horse masturbating there actually is a plot; believe it or not. Young Gord Brody attamps to follow his dreams of cartooning for a career, so he decides to move out to hollywood and work at a cheese sandwhich factory while trying to sell his drawings to executives of cartooning companies. Distraught by the complexities of making a cheese sandwhich and down about his denial from cartooning executive, Gord moves back in with in parents; only to start an entirley new mess of trouble and ultimetley spawn his idea for a new, sucessful cartoon. ZEBRAS IN AMERICA! The idea for this cartoon hits Gord when his long time friend sees a drawing of Gord and his father, showing him how it's funny to others (but not him unfortunatley because it's his life). The battles between Gord and his father (Rip Torn was PERFECT for this role) are legendary, and Tom green complete idiocy in this film makes it unforgettable, and hard not to watch at least once a freaking week. The name Freddy Got Fingered came from a false accusation of Jim Brody fingering Freddy when he was young in the basement; ruining both Jim and Freddy's life; ending the freedom of Freddy and putting him in an institution for molested children (where they play Texas Chainsaw Massacre on TV). As for Jim; his wife leaves him for Shaq and he gets jizzed on by an elephant; just awesome.. but proven to him was his son ability to make money from his "doodles" thus spawning a lesson as well!! Watch out for a kid who gets hit with just about everything that could hurt a face, including a glass wine bottle and a car door.. plus a baseball that sends his tooth right through his lip.. amazing.
Betty: But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock.
8/10
