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after many sad excuses of movies passed through my dvd player on my laptop for less than 5 minutes before I threw them back in the case, this needle in a haystack caught my eye at hollywood video. Since I'd get the price of one rental for the whole day through a friend, i took back watever piece of shit dvd i was trying to watch and picked this out. Finally i made a good choice and picked this one out. Filled with laughs, a good b cast, and chainsaw undead DIY violence.. what more could a guy ask for (shoulden't have said that, now everyone whos a guy is gonna comment "boobs") A zombie flick witha southern voodoo twist; about a box with powers of possesion. The person responsible for breaking the seal of good luck on the box, brings bad luck and the power to control a person just by putting a peice of them or they're blood inside. Once nice breaks the seal, The town of Lovelock turn into a hoe-down bloodbath of epic proportions. Narrated mostly by that southern rocker who works at the gas station, this movie brought about joy and laughter and made me wanna dance; but at the same time a gore appriciation I haven't felt for a b movie thats been out since a 1992 flick. something i would reccomend to not waste your time renting and just buy, the dvd out on shelves has more features than the standard Blockbuster issue anyways, and you'll wanna watch this more than once.
"What the heck happened back there?"
"Fuck! What? I dont' know. He, Johnny.. Whatever the fuck that was walked in with the guy with the pruning shears and the shit with the foamy mouth, and just started fucking everyone up. And the poeple that got fucked up, just started getting up off the floor, and fucking everyone one else up."
"Dang."
9/10
