How do you kill something that won't die?

YOU DON'T! What a gore fest! an all around funny movie with appreciation for the horror around it. this movie sticks in your head, in a good way. The Z.A.S. was formed by the government to seek out and destroy all zombies; as well as find a cure for the diease causing people to get up and eat the living. The pressure is on to find a cure when one of their own get bitten after stumbling upon a cult who wants this to wipe out mankind for the belief of god's will. some members of this squad are named ironically similar to the last names of horror directors/makeup people. I saw this dvd for 5 bucks in a box at a convention and urged my friend to get it, i had it and didn't need two copies.. he said no, and no one knows where the fuck he is. If your thinking of buying this, do it or you might disappear.

"Why is it still moving? does'nt it realize it's dead?!!?!"
Hopefully someone will be saying this about me in the future.

9/10