They're Hungry. You're Dinner.

FEAST. This movie sticks out like a sore stub of a bitten-off thumb; filled with much needed raw violence and a good lack of CGI, in my mind making it fucking awesome. Out of nowhere a group of people in a bar (each with their own story i might add) turn to the door and witness a person running in, warning them to baord the windows and stay indoors.. then get sucked back outside and turned into a flowing river of blood (way more then needed and way more funny) suddenly the group inside instantly find themselves fightin for they're lives against alien beast things with cow and other animal skulls as armor. Able to fuck and instantley create life; these monsters quickly raise the death toll; barging in and shooting goo, humping things, slashing off limbs and all other things you can think up. I don't think there was one person i either could not relate with or didnt like as far as life like concerns are. out of the two that have been made, by far this one is better.

Coach: Oh dear.
Honey Pie: What? What's he doing?
Bozo: They're humping!
Beer Guy: Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.
Hot Wheels: Monster sex.


8/10