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adventure time is rated TVPG and is not for kids because it has mild swearing like crotch crap freaking and son of a it has lots of sexual innuendo a mermaid pops out of a river and asks Finn and Jake which one of them wants to mate with her ice king tells a robot that he can do something that hes failed in and says you can mate with robot princesses Finn says theirs a lava monster in his front yard and he is so hot and Jake says m hmm and finn says no wait i didn't mean like sexy hot and Jake says no you do mean sexy hot Jake shapes himself to look like a snail and tells Finn whos pretending to be a snail that hes just sitting there thinking about mating with snails and Finn gets disgusted and says no and the snail says that he will mate with him and Jake says where just role playing buddy Finn goes into a forest filled with naked people a old guy says oh no and another guy walks by and says my most private parts peeped by a boy a lady calls Finn a pervert and he keeps running through the forest and you can hear more people saying my privates Jake looks in princess bubblegum's room and Finn tells him thats pervy in the Fiona and cake episode prince gumball asks Fiona to come up to his room with him and he starts to unbutton his shirt it turns out it was just the ice queen in disguise but still ice king tells a hit- man he hired that someone got hit in the boing loins Jake tells Finn about the different tiers and Finn says what about tier 15 and Jake says stay away from that do not do tier 15 a guy for a royal competition says its time for the royal spooning and slime princess wants Finn to spoon her tree trunks says looks like were all alone and Mr pig says wait don't you think there might be cameras in here and says well princess bubblegum is watching i hope so a guy turns into a monster and says im i a walking love magnet and peppermint butler says well you paid the price no doubt and i want to have your babies and he says great to the princess then and peppermint butler says no wait what about me and at the end of the episode peppermint butler asks where the guy went and princess bubblegum tells him i gave him away peps i knew he couldn't be happy without me so i built him a robot wife and peppermint butler says you should have given him to me and smacks princess bubblegum across the face and its very vilonte Finn and Jake run through a bunch of maces and weapons on a board walk and almost get mutilated Finn is seen holding a monsters head magic man turns a bird inside out a giant monster beats Finn up and says beg for mercy or i will kill you Finn chops off a guys head off screen and his head falls on the ground but hes still alive Finn beats up some berries and their juice sprays all over him which represents blood the liches skin burns off and he is seen skinned alive and in one of the new episodes Finn accidentally murders a character made of grass and comes home horrified covered in grass and theirs some dark humor Jake jokes about seeing dead bodies and guts on the ground and Finn and Jake try to cheer these people who are trying to mourn there loss up and it makes the guy whos dead angry and theirs some suicide references like Finn lets go of some balloons and they say yay to the mesosphere finally we can die Jake has a dream where he dies and then he wants to die and a guy named princess cookies tries to kill himself but fails and ends up in a mental institution
