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original title: Vader's Fist: The Kill Ratio
As good as the original. For once adding new add-ons and doo-dads actually did recreate the original experience in a new way.
And, as a matter of fact, the sequel actually was actually much better in one important way: the campaign was very well done. All hail the 501st Stormtrooper Legion, Vader's Fist!
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*Arnold voice* I just want the little children to stop crying!
(*obnoxious little bitches* "Cinderella! Cinderella!")
Somehow, this game made sense to me because it was so easy for me to get killed.
(If only they hadn't yelled at me when I was just playing my little baseball game.... *Holy shit, leave me alone* .... Sweet Lord, just don't let that little demon be there when I come back from my walk, I can hardly take it.... "It makes too much noise!".... And I used to be such a sweet, quiet little kid, what happened to me.... 'I just don't understand why you can't tell the difference between me and your step-father....' Ah, is it because you asked him to bully me on your behalf, (so that you didn't have to listen to my little baseball game), and then pretended that you didn't? Oh, I thought that you forgot about that. I mean, sorry. Oh, I just thought that you were an idiot, that's all. It's like Susan's new boyfriend has got to protect her from her old boyfriend, who just happens to be a little bit shorter than he is, that's all.
Some people. Are Not Real.)
(*she walks past* *switches to picture of Disney princess*)
(I heard on youtube that radio devon played "Here Comes the Sun" straight after the eclipse in 99, and that they thought it was a metaphor-- I think that what they were trying to say was-- The Beatles made it all the way to America, and they even made it all the way to Devon.... "And I Love Her".... I love you, Cinderella.)
(.... Girlie....)
Did you ever play this game, and then the screen froze in the middle. Like the whole TV just froze. That wasn't fun.
So. Like I was going to say.
The bad thing about this game was how easy it was to get killed.
Like, you think that you're doing great, and then you get killed.
{Or even in KOTOR II-- "You have died. Would you like to *reload from a previously saved game*, or return to the main menu?" God, they killed me; they really killed me.... They killed me, and all of my friends.... It's late; I'm going to go to bed!.... Man, I didn't think I was going to die that time.... (Or that other time.) Sweet, I've never been to Vivec City before. Let's check out the Foreign Quarter and maybe find out where-- "It's 11 o'clock! Time to go to bed!!!" God, where did you come from.}
(Also, there's no way to stay alive if you're a Jedi-- it's a suicide run. I'm not sure exactly how to explain it.)
And then you get angry about how many times you get killed.
And then you "respawn".
But once you get killed once, you usually get killed a couple of times in a row, in my experience.
And I really didn't want to get killed that many times, it ruined my numbers.... And if you get killed, it ruins the run that you were having....
You get killed alot.
It's easy to get killed.
You die alot.
It wasn't always fun.
It was.... average.
That was the other thing about it, was so average, it made it kinda easy.
It was unreal though-- oh it's real, I can really die: No, it's unreal-- because I thought that I was doing great, and then I was suddenly dead.
Like, a plane dropped a bomb on me, or something.
Like, what the hell was I supposed to do about that.
That was off my fucking map.
I don't know exactly how I meant to explain it, you guys.
(6/10)
