Spearman Kills Tank!

This is obviously really old now, but at the time, it was the veritable definition of epic.

And you know what? It's *still* awesome!

I guess I'm just addicted to bombing the crap out of rival civilizations while listening to classical music, and charting out my civ's technological advancement through the ages (and to the stars!) with my goofy, cartoon-y science adviser.

....

And there was a time when I would have given this a ten, (ten for trashy, lol), but now, in light of the fact that it wasted my time, distorted by vision of reality, (like the sci-fi scum, in general.... um, 'culture'???), and basically just provided me with a bunch of faintly disturbing memories that I happily can't recall quite so well....

And I used to call this a 'turn-based' game, but now I'm just going to dispense with the gamer lingo, (like Paradox, right!), and just call it what it is-- it's an 'empire' game.

And, you know what the funny thing, if you watch bad movies-- Peter Jackson, maybe?-- then you can watch good movies, but with games.... well, there just aren't good games, aside from Myst.... and whist.

I mean, I keep a copy of 'Twilight' and 'The Hobbit', but....

Basically, it's just not worth it.

(7/10)