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Notes:
*Oh exciting 2 more terrible name only additions to the saga starting with this one.
*I only watch these so you don't half to.
*I mean could these possibly get worse or can they stay consistently bad.
*I just constantly hope that they surprise me somehow.
*The writer/director duo haven't done much.
*Anyways it's time to see how much of a pain this is.
Pros:
*It's a very short production made even shorter with long credits.
Cons:
*I find it hilariously stupid that to remind us that these are part of the Amityville series they constantly use the DeFeo murders as the opening scene.
*It's already a super short "film" with the first 4 minutes being what we have seen countless times and then a boring title sequence.
*It feels like a student film with the production value, bad acting, boring characters, and lame writing.
*There are some WTF moments that really irked me.
*The ending was just lame.
Verdict:
This was pretty damn awful. It made little to no sense. It's poorly executed on all counts. The end was just stupid. I think there was one scene that made me chuckle and a few ideas that could have been something in a better movie. Even the deaths were either off-screen or very dry. I think the most interesting was one character getting shot in the neck very briefly. Anyways just skip it. I mean it's a joke of a movie. It has to be.
