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So this is one of those guilty pleasures that is actually so bad it's good. It helps that they constantly have all these celebrities who show up that you thought you would never see again. I wish people wouldn't have voted for Tara Reid to live though. She is just annoying now. It looks like a mini Baywatch reunion. Also I find it amusing that they have gotten all of the Shark Tank people to appear in this series. Anthony C. Ferrante once again returns to direct this sequel. Thunder Levin also returns as the writer. I have to admit I am a little ashamed by how much I enjoy this ridiculous series. Anyways let's see if it's as silly as the others. So besides the title it parodies the opening crawl that the Star Wars movies do. Good lord Carrot Top is such an odd one. I don't think I would get in a car with him lol. Well that's an extreme way to get married. Some of these people still look fairly good. The hilarious thing is that it makes no sense that sharks would suddenly be in the tornado. Oh gosh the Chippendale dudes haha! It certainly doesn't take long to get into the action. Also they off some people rather quickly which makes since given how many cameos they have thrown at us here. Defying the law of physics in such a drastic way. It's all so illogical and it knows it. The news reporter even makes a comment about it. The dialogue is so cheese driven here. So much that it's pretty groan-worthy. Yeah seriously not the time for that mess. That was a ridiculous interview lol. There are so many kind of 'nadoes in here. They are getting pretty crazy with all their movie line references. Okay they are really making this feel like a parody of Star Wars. I was thinking it would just be the title, but no they are really pulling a lot of it from the Star Wars saga. Haha wow Texas Chainsaw Massacre reference. Why does it seem like Gary Busey and Tara Reid aren't in the same room? Oh Stacey Dash how hot you still are yet how ignorant you can be. Another classic horror film reference nice! Oh gosh they even managed to do a play on Kylo Ren's lightsaber. Is there no shame? Ah damn that's not cool! Is there going to be any real reaction to that? That kid is not strong enough to be able to do that yet. Did she just say the state of Chicago or stay in Chicago? Either way wow. Wizard of Oz lol. Uh yeah how exactly did they manage that? That kid has some issues. Still no reaction to what happened earlier it seems. What the hell is that? Oh man they actually did that! Wow it's like nobody cares when their family or lover dies here! Finally someone reacts to something! Oh Damn! Tara Reid is so damn annoying. HAHA are you kidding me?! By the way that was like a blue whale or something which I assume they meant for it to be a whale shark considering. Wow what a cop out! That was too stupid! Wait wasn't he in the suit? How did he manage to get out of it? That ending was lame. Sure the cameos were fun. I'm disappointed with this one though. It just pissed me off and relied to heavily on puns, references, and other crap. This entry to the series is just bad. It has it's moments, but it's not on the same level of cheesy fun as the other two. What a shame.
