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Review of Vampire in Brooklyn

I have never seen this one. I figured I should go ahead and give it a shot. I find it crazy that a Wes Craven movie has such a low rating (besides Cursed anyways). The cast itself is pretty good. It's crazy that Eddie Murphy wrote some of this one. Is it maybe not considered good because Charles Murphy wrote some of this!? He wrote some of Norbit and you saw how that turned out. This is the only credit Vernon Lynch has ever had. Michael Lucker is mostly known for writing kids cartoon films that aren't all that great. Chris Parker worked on Mulan II with him. He also did Heaven is for Real and Battle of the Year both of which I actually loved. The lore is definitely intriguing although a slight bit silly. I see dead people everywhere. Ah so he is one of those kind of vampires. Thank goodness it goes against the typical film like these. I was wondering why she was so hardcore about the snoring haha. Wait he can heal his clothes as well? That guy had better luck in Nightmare on Elm Street. I think the make up effects are actually not too bad. Oh damn that was messed up, but it was also kind of funny. Those are definitely not the kind of roaches out there. This is definitely pretty goofy. That would have been too easy. She is a terrible roommate, but she is damn attractive. Ah they threw in Eddie Murphy taking on makeup effects as usual. This is the weirdest sermon, but then again it kind of proves that a lot of people don't listen to the actual words. Allen Payne is so underrated. If you didn't know that was Eddie Murphy then you wouldn't even guess. He pulls off that accent so well. How convenient that she picks red and black. You know I have to wonder how I would feel about getting bit like that. That last confrontation was probably some of the best stuff in the whole movie. The ending was different than I expected and actually kind of cool. So all in all it's not a great or particularly good movie. It's watchable and has it's moments though. I wouldn't watch it again though.
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Added by BAMF
7 years ago on 28 July 2016 08:02