Review of Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

So yeah I'm watching this. This hasn't been a good series by a long shot. I tend to be a bit too curious though for my own good. I wanted to see how awful it is for myself. Also I do this to warn others not to do the same. Wow Walt Becker is definitely the choice you want when you know your movie is already doomed. I mean Wild Hogs and the just average Van Wilder. The writers are a little better here. Randi Mayem Singer brought us Mrs. Doubtfire, but then again he also did the dreadful Tooth Fairy. Adam Sztykiel wrote Due Date and Made of Honor which were both pretty enjoyable. At least most of the cast is committed which I think is because they want to prove they aren't quitters. Another possibility is they signed a contract and can't exactly escape. I swear Dave must be a wreck since he can't stick with a single love interest lol. Aww no cute logo opening that's a shame. Okay so not actually a bad opening and fairly amusing. Ah the classic Dave and Alvin exchange. Kimberly Williams-Paisley is fine looking, but I think she is a downgrade from Dave's other girls. So Miles is the typical bully stepbrother type who acts like an idiot around girls and will end up being the best of friends with the Chipmunks. What a show off. Jennifer Coolidge knocks this down a notch. She is way too unattractive to always play that older cougar. Yay Crazy Eyes! Okay that airport security scene is actually pretty funny. Aw what a cute monkey. Theodore you naive little creature monkeys are mischievous. LOL OMG Pink Flamingos reference. I don't think Alvin is old enough for that though. You are probably the worst Air Marshall in history haha. Great the curse of country music. I guess Tony Hale is David Cross's replacement as the guy who hates Chipmunks. At least he has a legitimate reason. At least we aren't the only ones who notice the groan worthy jokes. I swear Mardi Gras should not be allowed in movies for kids. Lol I swear sometimes I wish I could yell that loud. Haha that is just wrong! Aww poor guy. That would never work. Suggsy really dude? Wow dingleberries mentioned in a kids movie huh. Damn that's messed up and pretty hilarious. I swear Bella Thorne is basically playing herself only slightly altered. Well that's a disaster. Hmm this really wasn't the worst of the series. It was super predictable and really cheesy. It did however get some laughs out of me. I think it's better than Chipwrecked. Not that that says much.