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Review of Dracula II: Ascension

So I knew this was a Patrick Lussier movie, but I didn't realize Joel Soisson was the writer here as well. This may not have been a good decision. I mean I liked the first one so I wanted to finish the storyline. Wait the first one was also by this team. I am shocked! Hopefully this one is still entertaining then. Tom Kane is the only returning cast member for this sequel. Also it seems these guys work a lot in Romania. Lol in any other situation that line would be a turn on haha. Okay that was pretty awesome! I think Jason Scott Lee would have worked better as the Dracula here. Lol is that a reference to Nightbreed? Wow um hellooooo Nurse! I mean in the real world nobody would ever even think about something like that. He is one of the most intense priests for sure. Oh god these two are ridiculously crazy. The beginning was good and then wham they lost all their cool points with how stupid and accepting these characters are. Don't tell me she is dead already? Oh here comes John Light playing a mysterious character with unknown intentions. Oh shit that almost made me jump. I hope Dracula doesn't look this lame the whole time. So they know vampires, but still someone makes the remark about not being able to see him on video! Well yeah that would make sense seeing as it would be the only reasonable explanation. Although I don't mind it happening. Well that's gotta suck. Then as soon as it is given it's taken away. Seriously man? I swear besides the teeth this Dracula looks more like a zombie. I find it a bit silly when the main person who wants to do something changes their mind drastically out of character. I do appreciate the reasoning of different actors as Dracula. Also Roy Scheider is always a pleasure to see on screen. What the hell is going on there? I mean that was pretty much expected, but it was also actually kind of neat. What are you even screaming at lmao? Nice choice man. Well okay then. So far this has been pretty predictable. LMFAO that was one of the most hilarious scream I've seen. I thought this guy was supposed to be a badass haha. Dude did he just use a whip on the black guy? That's just not cool so he better be using that again on the others. John Light's character is quite an amusing one here. So much more entertaining than his take on Lucifer. That was probably the fakest dead animal I have seen. They didn't even try. It's almost over and Dracula is only just now looking alright I guess. I didn't see that twist coming. The other part of that twist was a bit silly considering some things. Okay good he uses the whip on everyone lol. Why is Lucifer scared of Dracula haha? Holy shit is right! He is too damn smart! That's gotta be unpleasant. I don't think I have ever seen anything like that before! I wonder if within this lore he spoke the truth. That would have pissed me off if I didn't know there was a sequel. So it was watchable. It's not great, but I have seen worse.
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Added by BAMF
8 years ago on 17 February 2016 06:23