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Thoughts Before I Watched This:
1. Edward Furlong and Tara Reid really???
2. Well at least there is David Boreanaz, Danny Trejo, and Dennis Hopper.
3. I know this will be painful to sit through.
4. At least it isn't the longest sequel.
5. This one is the only part to be based off a novelization rather than just the comics.
6. It took three screenwriters including the director to make this.
7. It looks like this killed Lance Mungia's career as this is his second and last film.
8. Sean Hood wrote the average Conan The Barbarian (2011) and Cube 2.
9. Unfortunately he wrote Legend of Hercules as well as Halloween: Resurrection.
10. This is Norman Partridge's only credit.
11. This is Jeff Most's only writing credit.
12. None of this sounds promising.
13. Also considering the bad rating and bashing of it.
14. Anyways time to get this over with.
Thoughts While I Watched This:
1. FUBU films?
2. No wonder Daymond John cameos here.
3. I didn't know I was going to have to read.
4. There is a lot of shit happening right now.
5. I do like this whole Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse thing.
6. Nobody notices her really?
7. Maybe it is because it's from a church I guess.
8. Why in the hell are kids playing around near the church that is near a factory protest which just so happens to have inmates doing community service nearby?
9. That is all way to convenient and nonsensical.
10. It took three people to write this ridiculousness?
11. Hey though David Boreanaz!
12. Guess it's because of the whole symbolism and what not.
13. Still though the kids definitely should not have been around there.
14. What is with the bag of scorpions?
15. One thing I do like is that this one is actually letting us get to know the characters.
16. I guess that explains the scorpions then.
17. That cop brother is a true prick.
18. Uh oh.
19. Oh so they know each other huh?
20. So since we are seeing this as it happens this is going to have flashbacks right?
21. Yet we still get flashbacks just not of the killing.
22. So Angelus?
23. Why is his squad so disturbed by the violence?
24. I mean come on why be a part of something that disturbs you?
25. That moon shot looks straight out of Buffy The Vampire Slayer lol.
26. That seemed a bit random, but okay.
27. Aww damn I want some deviled eggs!
28. I don't like all these rapid/slow motion scenes.
29. So it took half an hour before we finally have our Crow...
30. Still we get some flashbacks of other times.
31. Okay I guess we are still going to get the killing flashback as well which is just unnecessary.
32. The flashbacks this time are red.
33. Why do flashbacks need to be color coded?
34. Just like it's supposed to be where he doesn't know what is going on.
35. Lol sharpie marks lame!
36. He looks more emo than the previous Crows.
37. At least his outfit is nice.
38. Lol at Daymond John's ridiculous cameo.
39. The pregnant lady scene was kind of amusing.
40. Nah you aren't hallucinating.
41. Okay that "Ow" made me lol.
42. Damn a fly-zapper!
43. Lol again at Daymond John.
44. She was been sitting there all day and still hasn't called the cops or anything??
45. Oh look green flashbacks again just like the second movie.
46. That's definitely new.
47. Wait some serious editing errors here.
48. Famine is wearing that masks in some shots and in others he isn't.
49. Why show him putting something on that keeps disappearing?
50. Damn they figure shit out fast in this one.
51. That's just plain evil.
52. Good lord how many times is Daymond John going to show up?
53. Dude looks a mess trying to run.
54. I didn't know Crows could do that either.
55. Oh it's about time he showed up.
56. Seriously this has to be a joke.
57. That is the fakest cry I've seen.
58. *Rolling eyes*
59. Dude can't act at all.
60. Whenever he speaks it feels like part of a soap opera.
61. LMFAO!!!
62. Wait what?
63. Oh damn Buffy flashbacks.
64. Dude shut up!
65. Um okay then?
66. I'm getting really confused now.
67. I'd have to say this is the weakest a Crow has been.
68. Tara Reid please shut up.
69. Thank God no more Daymond John.
70. Was it necessary to lose the shirt?
71. Still a better ending than the other two.
Thoughts After I Watched this:
1. I felt like this way too comedic.
2. The deaths except maybe for the final one were just pathetic.
3. The acting is extremely corny.
4. This was doomed from the get go with it's cast and production company.
5. I got through it though.
6. The first one is really the only one that matters.
7. These sequels shouldn't exist.
8. I watched them so you wouldn't have to.
