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Review of The Condemned (2007)

Two hours of non stop graphic violence, ass-kicking violence and head smashing, skull crashing brawls ,pulse-pounding action, muscular fighters beating the fucking crap out of each other in a brutal mayhem, hard-hitting, entrenched in realism, tough guy lines and very VIOLENT SCENES. no holds barred, ultra-violent bloodbath. Ten criminals dropped on a island, a survival games starts and studs are stabbed, necks are broken. One of the ten actually does die straight away; he is mistakenly thrown off the plane and ends impaled on a huge spike on the ground. Nathan Jones was killed too soon in the film. He's so huge, it would of been great to see it come down to Steve Austin, Nathan Jones, and Vinnie Jones in the end.!!!
The Condemned is a porn film with violence standing in for sex to those biggest, toughest man alive. Steve Austin is a bald mountain of muscle. He looks like, if you punched him, you'd break your hand. But also the others , lets see: Yasantwa jams a broken tree branch into an oponents neck . A guard holds a gun on Jack who grabs and disarms that man. He then shoots that man several times while bent over (we see the bloody holes exit out of the back of the guard's clothing). McStarley and Paco exchange punches and other blows during a fight. McStarley then slices Paco's arm, breaks his knee, and then has him chained to a tree. The Russian is pitted against three other prisoners. He fends off their attacks while delivering brutal blows to their faces and bodies. He smashes one back against a wall, apparently breaks the neck of another, and then lifts one up by the neck against a wall. Jack knocks the feet out from under The Russian and then exchanges brutal blows with him, while the Russian also gets him in a bear hug. The mayhem is brutal, entrenched in realism punches land hard and the bodies land harder
Added by brutalmerc
3 years ago on 3 January 2016 16:29