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Steel Dawn review
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Review of Steel Dawn

Movie plenty of swordfights and good fistfights by a desert warrior, a former soldier of a war, well-built warrior Patrick Swayze, called Nomad, equipped with the powerful male physical presence needed to fulfill the role and in tight pants and glorious chaps. There’s a notorious prominence at the crotch area as well, and our hero is blissfully bronzed, rippled, and beaded with sweat while swinging heavy equipment under the hot sun, surrounded by dusty hunks at the time. His skills at spinning kicks which down his foes are on full display and Swayze does engage in not one but two spirited battles with Christopher Neame.

This is the villain: Sho, who murdered Nomad's mentor, Cord, with his blade hidden in a knee pad which springs forth when it appears he could be in trouble. Nomad watch him massacre his mentor in a bar, using that retractable blade on his knee pad and knifes Cord in the groin until he dies.

The film keeps you watching from start to finish with exciting hand-to-hand fighting, a rousing across the desert wind-propelled car chase – where Nomad engages in a wind racer duel with thug Makker and stabs him with a lance attached to the vehicle - and a particularly roughhouse final sword-swinging confrontation between Nomad and ruthless hired gun assassin Sho (a perfectly repellent Christopher Neame), an arrogant, sneering, spiky-haired behemoth who wants to carve Nomad up so he can prove that he's top dog. The action scenes are sudden, brutal, bloody, grisly and exciting!

These duels also culminate in a battle with Tar, the Alpha Thug, who is really more interested in proving who is the better fighter, the Alpha. Patrick Swayze finish him brutally and even manages to emasculate him.

Having defeated the Alpha Thug, the lone warrior confronts the evil Sho. His rival can no longer hold that desire to defeat and rage-fuck the lone warrior.
The ending is superb: one of better sword fights long sword and knife fight in movie history, very exciting and well handled -not to mention very graphic.
Nomad decides for a battle face-to-face with the bloodthirsty Sho, fighting for revenge in a final confrontation with Sho and prepares himself up. He reveals that the sheath for his sword is a pair of metal clips attached to his muscular thigh, which allow the sword to move down his leg like a huge cock. Sword affixed to his leg, he engages in a duel with the lesser thugs and also confronts Sho, the Alpha Thug
The villain had already several lengthy battles with Swayze, but this one is a climactic clash of orgasmic proportions. The two virile rugged fighters heave, huff, growl, and flex, all while poking, prodding, jabbing, and thrusting in ejaculatory despair. Swayze manages to receive a brutal gash near the groin, but he triumphs with a savage blow to his rival’s heart.

Sho informs Swayze that Swayze is the best opponent he has ever faced, “But no one is better than me.” He goes on to be killed while attempting to employ his Crafty Knee Blade. It turns out that Patrick Swayze’s sword has a hidden blade in its hilt, which he uncovers at the crucial moment and uses to stab Sho somewhere in the vital torso region. That doesn’t kill him, but eventually Swayze sweeps both the little swords out of Sho’s grip. As Sho stands, Swayze performs a spinning reverse underhand Death Stab and skewers Sho through the gut. Sho falls to his knees with Swayze’s sword sticking in him, almost like he is tasting that wild penetration metaphor that make a warrior proud. “My swords,” Sho pleads. He is a Warrior to the last. His only desire is to die with his swords in his hands.
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Added by brutalmerc
8 years ago on 18 December 2015 14:53