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Condemned review
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Review of Condemned

Thoughts before I watched this.
1. At first I didn't realize what this was.
2. Then I realized I've actually seen the trailer before.
3. It has a fairly recognizable cast with a few good ones among them.
4. It looks really gross like Septic Man, Cabin Fever, or something along those lines so count me in.
5. It does seem to take after [Rec] in the setting and concept although taken to a whole new level.
6. This is written and directed by first timer Eli Morgan Gesner.
7. Sean Penn's daughter is the main girl which intrigues me.
8. I tend to find these types of films guilty pleasures, but I do try to keep a open mind lol.

"Fed up with her parents' bickering, poor-little-rich-girl Maya (Dylan Penn) moves in with her boyfriend who is squatting in an old, condemned building on Manhattan's Lower East Side. With neighbors that are meth heads, junkies and degenerates, this depraved hell hole is even more toxic than it appears."

Thoughts while I watched this.
1. Well that guy is clearly crazy.
2. Yeah what could be worse?
3. I don't I would be convinced to go in there.
4. Is it possible for condemned buildings to even stay up for like 40 years?
5. Helloooo Dylan Penn!
6. Ewwww Johnny Messner wtf o.O
7. So Cookie is a bit stereotypical.
8. What the hell kind of dream is that? haha
9. Is she actually trying to clean?
10. What a creep!
11. Umm okay then.
12. Wait is he wearing a diaper? ahaha
13. The going through the pipes thing reminds me of the traveling camera stuff from Evil Dead.
14. Sometimes it's hard to tell what's real since some perspectives are shown from people who are high.
15. Oh come on that transition was just not right!
16. This guy does look a little bit like a wannabe Jimi Hendrix.
17. Such a badass guitar for sure.
18. Lol his expression at her stupidity.
19. Looks like Dylan Penn didn't get her parents' acting traits.
20. The script is also pretty bad though.
21. So why is hygiene a big deal in this environment.
22. Oh the ironic hilarity.
23. Holy Shit okay! O.O
24. Is the horror about to start?
25. There is a little flair of Evil Dead in here.
26. Lol what the hell am I watching???
27. That looks quite unpleasant.
28. These death scenes are crazy.
29. Nice twist of an ending.
30. There is a scene after the credits that is kind of amusing.

Thoughts after I watched this.
1. The last like thirty minutes are non-stop crazy while everything before just sets it all up.
2. None of the characters are particularly likable.
3. I did find Loki and Cookie interesting though.
4. These aren't zombies just infected by some kind of strange virus.
5. This is definitely not for the squeamish.
6. It deals with a whole lot of bodily fluid and disturbingly so.
7. It's a truly weird film with bad acting and a lazy script.
8. That being said I still got a kick out of it for what it was.
9. I wouldn't recommend it though.
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Added by BAMF
8 years ago on 14 November 2015 23:40