Vastly disappointing

"...This is a jar of dirt."

Disney sequels frequently have a typical predisposition for being a worthless waste of time and a complete disgrace to the original.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest was made for the money, and although the film didn't entirely suck I found it sorely lacking. Visually, the movie was fantastic. The mild use of CGI looked extraordinary, extravagant and was a treat to the eyes...but did anyone take a moment to contemplate a better script and a better storyline?

After the events of the first film, our favourite notorious swashbuckling hero Captain Jack Sparrow (Depp) is thrown into the world of the supernatural as he is reminded of a debt he owes to Davy Jones (Nighy) - his soul. So as Davy and his crew aboard the Flying Dutchman search for Jack, he races against time to find the heart of Davy Jones that would give Jack the ability to scratch off his debt and be in control of Davy.

Will Turner (Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Knightley) are set to be married, but their marriage is interrupted when they are arrested for aiding Jack Sparrow many years ago. But Will is given a chance for redemption as he is sent to recover Jack's compass that is of some value to his captors.

The whole plot is convoluted, outrageous, and preposterous - even for a pirate film. The film itself is overblown, dumb and loud. But the worst part is that it outstays its welcome by well over half an hour. Like the first film, it could have done with some heavy trimming.

But on the other hand, the acting was a mixed bag. Johnny Depp is still our loveable Captain Jack Sparrow who is given a bunch of clever lines to deliver, and a great selection of amusing situations that he gets himself into. Depp carried the film, and makes the script sound quite decent.

Orlando Bloom...is a tremendously appalling actor. I don't know what was more disconcerting with his role - the bad screenplay or the insipid way he dispensed his lines. With each new scene Bloom is in, my respect for the actor keeps lowering.

Keira Knightley was among the better additions to the cast, which is a faint praise. The stand out for me, though, was Bill Nighy. His acting skills are stellar, and he delivers a memorable performance despite acting through a CGI mask.

The film moves at a steady pace, but it still runs horribly overlong and I lost interest well before the film's conclusion was even close. The action was first-rate, and one of the few redeeming features. At least the sword-fighting was swashbuckling and exciting.

But of course, one of the best features of the experience was the rollicking soundtrack. The music is downright exceptional and cannot be flawed in any way.

Overall, this inevitable sequel was made for the money, not for the fans. The sequel was announced not long after the release of the first film because of the big pile of treasure it received at the box office. And hence quality was never the question - but money was the bigger picture for the studio. This is a mighty shame, but at least the film is mild entertainment. Worth seeing, I guess.

6/10