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Deadly Prey review
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Review of Deadly Prey

Guns! Muscles! Explosions!piece of testosterone-fueled cinema and best watched while consuming an excessive amount of Testosterone supplements!oiled-up shirtlessness, INTENSE GRUNTING, and some of the tamest violence ever committed on movies
In his search to finally find a worthwhile opponent, Lieutenant Thornton kidnaps the athletically built Mike Danton. Big mistake, as Mickey once was an unstoppable Vietnam warrior himself. Danton exterminates about ten dozens of mercenaries.Armed only with a pair of cut off shorts, his mightily muscled frame and his fists Mike Danton proceeds to wipe out every single one of his hunters in a myriad of wild and brutal ways including breaking their backs against trees, impaling them with twigs thru their muscular torsos spearing them and my very favourite bit at the end when Danton slices off an opponents arm with his machete before beating the guy to death with his own severed limb!!! To top it all off our man then scalps him!!!
Danton is cornered by a moustached merc who he knocks out easily enough and then PICKS HIM UP and then SLAMS him against a tree, breaking his back. Oh yeah, he also knocks out another huge muscular merc with the fakest looking prop of an apparently thick tree log . Last but not least, Danton faces off with a muscular blonde Danton-lookalike merc who carries a huge machete. On his back, Danton defends himself with whatโ€™s lying around โ€“ itโ€™s a STICK! โ€“ and yes, he stabs the stick through the blonde muscular merc with the swiftness of a sword. The blond muscled merc ly there over Danton body, convulsing in orgasmic dath spasms, boots kicking on agony throes!
All this after tie a rope up to a tree which, when an enemy steps on it, ties a knot around the enemies leg, picks him up, and throws him 50 metres into a bunch of spikes.
Also not forgetting the pitiful over-dubbed screams from Col. Hogan (DANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!) and the brutal manly death of evil alpha henchman Lt. Thornton (Fritz Matthews). No-one can wear Aviator shades and a muscle t-shirt like this guy!
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Added by brutalmerc
8 years ago on 26 September 2015 17:42