Utterly retarded 1984 comedy that manages to make "Police Academy 7" look like the work of Fellini. But Linda Blair shows up in a poolside scene wearing a eighties rocker chick bikini, so all things considered I would rate this flick a ten. Just for fun try looking up the "Night Patrol" user reviews on the IMDb, where you will find (among many others) the following pejoratives used to describe this movie: "putrid", "tasteless", "socially irresponsible", "racially offensive", "amateurish", "sickening"....and, of course, the one descriptive term that I unfailingly look for when seeking out a motion picture to spend my valuable time with: "blatantly moronic"...