Royals by Lorde LDS Parody Calee Reed

My soul is a spirit in the flesh
I wear my CTR ring to remind me
The missionaries know my address
Even when I move towns - they somehow find me

And everybody's like
"Gold plates? What's that?"
Don't date til I'm 16
Read my scriptures
Go to seminary
We don't care
We're dating RMs in our dreams

And everybody's like
"Crop tops!"
And I'm all
"Don't you love my cap sleeves..??"
Rocking my one piece
Wear our skirts to our knees
We don't care
The world can't tell us what to wear!

Cuz we were made to be Royal
That's what's in our blood
Things of the world just ain't for us
We're living higher kinds of laws
Heavenly Father's our ruler
And He's making a queen of me
Baby I'll rule
All through eternity

My friends and I have a moral code
That's why we choose to abstain at the parties
And everyone who knows us knows
We're fine with it
Keeping it clean and happy

Bridge:
Ooh, ooh eternal marriage to a total dream
At the temple feeling like a queen
Ooh, ooh the right one is gonna take you there
So you better study and prepare