Kung Faux #1: ill Master

If you can't already see that Squirrel Fist style isn't powerful enough, it's time to take a step beyond Drunken Boxing to some kung fu glaucoma medication.

(Original movie is Blind Fist of Bruce, starring Bruce Li the Bruce Lee knockoff and the teacher from Drunken Boxing. Despite how that sounds, people who aren't me unironically love this movie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T26G6_AjJZ4)
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