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I, Hacker T Dog, aka Hacker the Dog, have gone on my first ever date with Love Island 2019’s Lucie Rose Donlan or as I like to call her, Love Island Lucie. Yep, Lucie Donlan asked me out on Instagram and I said YES! Who can blame her? So I took her to the cheapest restaurant I could. Luckily she paid cockers! She’s a professional surfer girl, aged 21 from Newquay, Cornwall. I think I’m out of her league cockers! I’m a BBC and CBBC superstar! She’s only been on ITV2!! She very helpfully told me the dos and don’ts of dating. She said what to do on a first date, what food to order on a first date and what to wear on a first date. We also had a kiss!
Now, you might be forgiven for thinking you’re watching Celebs Go Dating 2019 (it’s more for ex-Love Island star Eyal Celebs Go Dating is!!!) or First Dates. You could also be fooled into thinking you are watching Joe and Dianne dating. Yes Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell are absolute couple goals. But not a patch on Me and Lucie! Are we as strong a couple as Love Island Molly and Tommy. Molly Mae and Tommy seem into each other but not as much as me and Lucie. And let’s not mention Amber and Greg. We’re as strong for sure! Maura Love Island gets a mention, but she turned me down on a date! Maybe I can use my contacts with Lucie and get an invite to the Love Island Christmas reunion. This date might make you think you’re watching Love Island Unseen Bits!!! It’s the ultimate 2019 recoupling. Poor old Tommy and Molly Mae Love Island, they must have thought they’d win it. I reckon Lucie and I could have won it cockers. We’re super cute. Nearly as cute as Lucie and Joe!
My pal Iain Stirling makes a cameo in this. He’s the Voice Over man on Love Island. Have you ever seen Iain Stirling stand up? It’s top notch comedy cockers! Enjoy his part in my film. Caroline Flack is nowhere to be found in this video.
Let’s have a reminder of everyone who was in Love Island 2019. One day I might be able to date some of them! There was the winners, Amber Gill 21, a beauty therapist from Newcastle. Greg O’Shea, 24, a professional Rugby Union player from Limerick, Island. The runners up, Molly-Mae Hague 20, social media influencer from Hertfordshire and Tommy Fury, brother of Tyson Fury who calls himself the Gypsy King, he’s 20 and is a Professional boxer from Manchester. India Reynolds, 28, a model from Reading. The legend Ovie Soko who was a professional basketball player from London. Yes Ovie Love Island was a hoot! He played for Great Britain and UCAM Murcia. Curtis Pritchard, brother of AJ Pritchard who is in BBC Strictly Come Dancing 2019 and Curtis is in BBC’s The Greatest Dancer 2019 with Cheryl Cole. The incredible Maura Higgins from County Longford in Ireland who is a model and a grid girl for Formula 1 (F1) racing.
Anton Danyluk who is 24, from Airdrie and is a gym owner. Lovely Anton Love Island as I call him. Belle Hassan 21 from Bromley who is a make-up artist. Anna Vakilli who is 28 and is a pharmacist from London. Jordan Hames who is a model from Manchester 24. Chris Taylor who is a 28 year old business developer from Leicester. Who can forget Harley Brash, the 20 year old estate agent from Newcastle. Francesca Allen the 23 year old clothing store manager from Essex. The home of TOWIE! Michael Mac Griffiths 27 year old firefighter from Liverpool. He took some stick after recoupling a few times!
Joanna Chimonides, a 22 year old recruitment consultant, Marvin Brooks, 29, a personal trainer from Poole. Unlucky in love Amy Hart, 26 from Worthing. She’s an Air hostess for British Airways. George Rains who is a 22 year old builder from Essex. Danny Williams was a 21 year old model from Hull. Jourdan Riane was a 24 year old model and actress from London. Dan Rose was a dreamy bathroom salesman from Nuneaton. Dennon Lewis was a footballer from Watford. Lavena Back was 23, a business developer from Croydon. Maria Wild was a VIP host, 22 from Cheltenham. Nabila Badda is a hostess from London. Stevie Bradley was representing the Isle of Man and was a student. Arabella Chi, 28 was a model from London. Tom Walker a model from Leeds. Love Island Yewande Biala is a 23 year old scientist from Dublin. The mighty Joe Garratt worked for a catering company. He’s 22 in London and I think he also sees Lucie occasionally. Weep! Elma Pazar, 26 is an eyelash technicial from Essex. Love Island Sherif Lanre, as I call him, is a chef from London and finally there was Callum Macleod, an aircraft engineer from South Wales.
None of these are in my film bar Lucie and Iain, but they’re all nice cockers!
Enjoy me being terrible at romance,
Hacker T Dog x
#HackerTDog #LoveIsland #LucieDonlan
Now, you might be forgiven for thinking you’re watching Celebs Go Dating 2019 (it’s more for ex-Love Island star Eyal Celebs Go Dating is!!!) or First Dates. You could also be fooled into thinking you are watching Joe and Dianne dating. Yes Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell are absolute couple goals. But not a patch on Me and Lucie! Are we as strong a couple as Love Island Molly and Tommy. Molly Mae and Tommy seem into each other but not as much as me and Lucie. And let’s not mention Amber and Greg. We’re as strong for sure! Maura Love Island gets a mention, but she turned me down on a date! Maybe I can use my contacts with Lucie and get an invite to the Love Island Christmas reunion. This date might make you think you’re watching Love Island Unseen Bits!!! It’s the ultimate 2019 recoupling. Poor old Tommy and Molly Mae Love Island, they must have thought they’d win it. I reckon Lucie and I could have won it cockers. We’re super cute. Nearly as cute as Lucie and Joe!
My pal Iain Stirling makes a cameo in this. He’s the Voice Over man on Love Island. Have you ever seen Iain Stirling stand up? It’s top notch comedy cockers! Enjoy his part in my film. Caroline Flack is nowhere to be found in this video.
Let’s have a reminder of everyone who was in Love Island 2019. One day I might be able to date some of them! There was the winners, Amber Gill 21, a beauty therapist from Newcastle. Greg O’Shea, 24, a professional Rugby Union player from Limerick, Island. The runners up, Molly-Mae Hague 20, social media influencer from Hertfordshire and Tommy Fury, brother of Tyson Fury who calls himself the Gypsy King, he’s 20 and is a Professional boxer from Manchester. India Reynolds, 28, a model from Reading. The legend Ovie Soko who was a professional basketball player from London. Yes Ovie Love Island was a hoot! He played for Great Britain and UCAM Murcia. Curtis Pritchard, brother of AJ Pritchard who is in BBC Strictly Come Dancing 2019 and Curtis is in BBC’s The Greatest Dancer 2019 with Cheryl Cole. The incredible Maura Higgins from County Longford in Ireland who is a model and a grid girl for Formula 1 (F1) racing.
Anton Danyluk who is 24, from Airdrie and is a gym owner. Lovely Anton Love Island as I call him. Belle Hassan 21 from Bromley who is a make-up artist. Anna Vakilli who is 28 and is a pharmacist from London. Jordan Hames who is a model from Manchester 24. Chris Taylor who is a 28 year old business developer from Leicester. Who can forget Harley Brash, the 20 year old estate agent from Newcastle. Francesca Allen the 23 year old clothing store manager from Essex. The home of TOWIE! Michael Mac Griffiths 27 year old firefighter from Liverpool. He took some stick after recoupling a few times!
Joanna Chimonides, a 22 year old recruitment consultant, Marvin Brooks, 29, a personal trainer from Poole. Unlucky in love Amy Hart, 26 from Worthing. She’s an Air hostess for British Airways. George Rains who is a 22 year old builder from Essex. Danny Williams was a 21 year old model from Hull. Jourdan Riane was a 24 year old model and actress from London. Dan Rose was a dreamy bathroom salesman from Nuneaton. Dennon Lewis was a footballer from Watford. Lavena Back was 23, a business developer from Croydon. Maria Wild was a VIP host, 22 from Cheltenham. Nabila Badda is a hostess from London. Stevie Bradley was representing the Isle of Man and was a student. Arabella Chi, 28 was a model from London. Tom Walker a model from Leeds. Love Island Yewande Biala is a 23 year old scientist from Dublin. The mighty Joe Garratt worked for a catering company. He’s 22 in London and I think he also sees Lucie occasionally. Weep! Elma Pazar, 26 is an eyelash technicial from Essex. Love Island Sherif Lanre, as I call him, is a chef from London and finally there was Callum Macleod, an aircraft engineer from South Wales.
None of these are in my film bar Lucie and Iain, but they’re all nice cockers!
Enjoy me being terrible at romance,
Hacker T Dog x
#HackerTDog #LoveIsland #LucieDonlan