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"When you're fighting a weasel it's bigger than a man. And there is money in it, if you're good there's other perks as well. The women; they fancy you if they see you kicking the shit out of a weasel."
After thirteen years in which he pulped over four thousand weasels, Bernard Lerring suffered a compound nervous breakdown.
"I lost it, and er, I just picked up a living doing otters, which are very easy, are very docile animals, and erm, even when they pump them full of rat hormones which they do - you could kill an otter in about a second... just kick it's face off."
After thirteen years in which he pulped over four thousand weasels, Bernard Lerring suffered a compound nervous breakdown.
"I lost it, and er, I just picked up a living doing otters, which are very easy, are very docile animals, and erm, even when they pump them full of rat hormones which they do - you could kill an otter in about a second... just kick it's face off."