"Bacon is good for me!"

This kid doesn't like a strange woman taking away his bacon!
Viewers should also pause at 00:32

This is from an episode of the show "Wife Swap" on ABC (season 5, episode 18)

Here's what he says between 0:57 - 1:05 :

"I had a very calm day till this. A little bump in the road comes and she wants to be ("she bes") sarcastic!"
(thanks Patemjo, ditzyxbeans and
asschilee)