Jam - Sex for Houses

Another Chris Morris masterpiece - a house seller offers to lower the price for a "sex arrangement".

"He'd want sex in return for dropping the price.
12 times before the exchange of contracts.

"He would accept seven penetrations four oral sessions and one of... Bagpiping.

"Quite a good mouth, yes.
Hm?
Mr Lulch could do the oral sessions.
Me? I-I don't think...
Then yes, we'll do it."